Alice the Camel
1) Alice the camel had five humps
Alice the camel had five humps
Alice the camel had five humps
So go, Alice, go
Boom Boom Boom
2) Alice the camel had four humps . . .
3) Alice the camel had three humps . . .
4) Alice the camel had two humps . . .
5) Alice the camel had one hump . . .
6) Alice the camel had no humps
Alice the camel had no humps
Alice the camel had no humps
So Alice is a horse, of course.