Backwards Song

Well, I walked up the door and I opened the stairs,
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers
Turned off the bed and jumped into the light,
All because he kissed me
Goodnight!

Well, I woke up next morning,
And I scrambled my shoes,
Shined up an egg and toasted the news,
Buttered my tie and had another bite,
All because he kissed me--
Never could resist me--
All because he kissed me
Goodnight