Jaws
a repeat after me song
There was a story, doot-doot-doot-doot
About Jaws, doot-doot-doot-doot
A papa Jaws, doot-doot-doot-doot
A mama Jaws, doot-doot-doot-doot
A junior Jaws, doot-doot-doot-doot
A baby Jaws, doot-doot-doot-doot
A grandpa Jaws, doot-doot-doot-doot
And there was Jaws, DOOT-DOOT-DOOT-DOOT
There was a lady [or, There was a man], doot-doot-doot-doot
A pretty lady [a wimpy man], doot-doot-doot-doot
Who went a-swimming in the sea, doot-doot-doot-doot
And there was Jaws, doot-doot-doot-doot
There was a man [Girl Scout], doot-doot-doot-doot
A muscle man [muscle Girl Scout], doot-doot-doot-doot
He [she] said, “I’ll save you,” doot-doot-doot-doot
For fifty [a million] bucks, doot-doot-doot-doot
And there was Jaws, doot-doot-doot-doot
And Jaws two, doot-doot-doot-doot
And Jaws three, dee-dee-dee-dee
In 3-D, dee-dee-dee-dee
And Jaws four, door-door-door-door
And NO MORE!