My Name is Joe
Hi, my name is Joe
And I work in a button factory
I have a wife, two kids (both boys)
One day my boss came up to me and said,
“Joe, are you busy?”
I said, “No.”
He said, “Push the button with your right hand” [proceed to do so]
….left hand….
….right foot….
….left foot….
….tongue….
…”Joe, are you busy?”
I said, “YES!”