Once a Boyscout Went to Camp

Once a boy scout went to camp, went to camp

Went to camp without a lamp, without a la-a-a-amp

When he saw a spider in his bed

This is what the boy scout said, boy scout said

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Once a girl scout went to camp, went to camp

Went to camp without a lamp, without a la-a-a-amp

When she saw a spider in her bed

This is what the girl scout said, girl scout said

Spider, spider, go away, go away

You are not allowed to stay, allowed to stay-ay-ay-ay

Just because my counselor said

No two bodies in one bed, in one bed

(special thanks to Alana D., who wrote this out for me!)