Waltzing With Bears

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I went to his room in the middle of the night
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I crept to his side and I turned on the light
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But to my surprise he was nowhere in sight
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‘Cause my Uncle Walter goes waltzing at night

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He goes wa wa wa wa wa waltzing with bears
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Raggy bears shaggy bears baggy bears too
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There’s nothing on earth Uncle Walter won’t do
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So he can go waltzing wa wa wa waltzing
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Wa wa wa waltzing go waltzing with bears

We bought Uncle Walter a new coat to wear
But when he came home it was covered with hair
And lately I’ve noticed there’s several new tears
I’m sure Uncle Walter’s been waltzing with bears

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We told Uncle Walter that he should be good
And do all the things that we said that he should
But I know he’d rather be out in the woods
I’m afraid we might lose Uncle Walter for good

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We begged and we pleaded, “Oh, please won’t you stay?”
And we managed to keep him at home for a day
But the bears all barged in and they took him away
Now he’s dancing with pandas and won’t understand us
The bears all demand at least one dance a day

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Now my Aunt Matilda was mad as could be
She said, “Walter, that rat, never dances with me.”
So she bought a fur coat and remodeled it so
Now she can go waltzing and Walter won’t know

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