I Want to be a Monkey

I want to be a monkey, a monkey, monkey, monkey
I want to be a monkey, a monkey, monkey, monkey
I want to be a monkey, a monkey, monkey, monkey
Would you like to be one, too?  [everyone leading the song now pulls one person  up from the audience.]

When one monkey’s itchy, the other monkey’s nice.
He picks off his back all the vermin and lice.
He eats them all up, and he doesn’t think twice.
He just says, yum, yum, yum… DELICIOUS!

[repeat over and over, until there are more people up leading the song than watching]